Hinkley Fluid Package
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When you want the best fluids for your 4x4, you gotta choose fluids from Hinkley Oil Co. and we have them all in a bundle deal for you!
Hinkley's base stock was originally formulated from coconut milk and oil from the Testudo Gilli. Islandii, an uber-endangered tortoise that is only found on an island about 150 SW of Hawaii. It has since been synthesized in laboratories, becoming a much more eco-friendly fluid. All of Hinkley's Fluids are rated all weather, meaning they work as well in the winter as they do in the summer.
Hinkley's Death Wobble Fluid is the magical cure for your death wobble. No more spending $$$ on expensive parts to actually fix the problem, DW Fluid fixes it within minutes, just apply, wait 5 mins and your 4x4 is as good as new.
Hinkley's Spray-on Death Wobble Fluid - Now in a spray, Hinkley Oil Co. makes it easy to keep your Death Wobble under control with a simple spray on and wipe off formula.
Hinkley's Concentrated Blinker Fluid - Standard blinker fluids need to be topped off every few months, Hinkley's new Concentrated Blinker Fluid is so good, one fill will last you for life!
Hinkley's Winch upgrade Fluid - The fastest way to upgrade your winch is to fill it with Hinkley's Winch Upgrade Fluid. It'll make your 8,000lb. winch perform like a 10,000lb. winch.
Hinkley's Vegan Motor Oil - What can we say.... We all are in favor of making the world a better place. Hinkley's Motor oil can help do that as every bottle is made from 100% recycled vegans.
This bundle contains:
1 bottle Death Wobble Fluid
1 bottle Spray-On Death Wobble Fluid
1 bottle Concentrated Blinker Fluid
1 bottle Winch Upgrade Fluid
6 bottles Vegan Motor Oil
FREE Hinkley's Oil Co. T-shirt with every bundle. Order now and get a Hinkley's TEE absolutely FREE!
Sizes range from Schmedium all the way up to typical American.
Just remember, once you've had Hinkley Oil Co. products, you'll know you've been had!
***If you haven't figured it out yet, this is our 2023 April 1st spoof.***
FWIW - No actual Vegans were harmed, except maybe their feelers, but if you don't like meat, and want to force others to stop eating meat, then we don't care about your feelers anyway...
BTW - That above statement was also a joke.
OK - That was a lie, we were serious.
Geez - If you're not laughing by now, lightened up.....
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I bought this for my Auncle Jacki's 2002 Jeep Liberty. I mainly wanted it for the free T-shirt but it is way too small and tight. The "Typical American" size is more like an average XXL and shows too much of my stomach to feel confident wearing it in public. I'll still keep it for my bathing shirt. The death wobble fluid worked okay, at first, but then I had to re-apply every 6 hours alternating between a spray-on swirl formation and a pour-on slapping motion. It's also quite greasy and smells like fish. The blinker fluid I received in the kit is labeled 'Import Only' so I didn't want to risk using it on my Auncle Jacki's 2002 Jeep Liberty. I gave the bottle to my 2nd Cousin, Jathan, who lives 3 trailers down - he won a 1991 BMW in a poker championship, so I'm hoping he can use it. It smells grapes but is really bitter and makes your mouth go numb (which was kinda cool). The vegan oil is horrible. It didn't fix the white smoke issue and I have to keep refilling it every few days. It also has a very milky color when mixed with the old non-vegan oil. I didn't use it all, so I saved a bit for my cow's chapped udders and poured the rest down the drain. Now - the winch upgrade fluid. My Auncle Jacki doesn't have a winch on her 2002 Jeep Liberty but I wanted to test this on other things. The results were interesting: - On my bench press, I poured a bit of fluid on the bar and was only able to bench 85 lbs. (5 lb less than my personal best). - I poured some on my rollerblades and immediately wiped out on the gravel road. They still go pretty fast on smooth roads though. - On my 2 wheeler, I was able to beat my other cousin, Jethry, in a race around the trailer park - and he ALWAYS beats me. - I DO NOT recommend putting it on sensitive skin areas! It burns and burns like a son-of-a-gun got a long time and leaves a rash for about a week. The vegan oil helped a bit with the rash, too. For the price, I'd say it's a pretty good value - but I don't think I'll buy it again.
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